September 2011
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“can someone find me a job, so i can get another tattoo? please & thank you”
forwarded email from mom.
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replies, “That would...
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“Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via black-wolves)
“Death is a distant rumor to the young. - Andy Rooney”
– (via simplespace)
“The happiest people don’t have it all, they just make the best of what they...”
– (via jennyogee) 